Disgusting Cat Story

You were warned...

Whenever my cat starts hacking on the mat, I leap up and move her onto the tiles. That way if a little gross cat chuck comes up I can clean it up easily.

Unfortunately this has the side-effect of short-curcuiting my cat's furball reflex, and she promptly (like a good teen queen) swallows.

This was no problem at all until she went to the toilet today, and then proceeded to dash around the house with a lump of crap connected by a big chunky rope of hair to her bum...

*sigh*