Five Haikus From The Central Asian Tourism Authority.

Uzbekistan trips
are the blingiest tourist
trap dictatorships.

Swim the Capsian!
it’s not radioactive
this month of the year.

Georgia, guns and girls
winter leaves blend in a dream
with homemade vodka.

Oh Turkmenistan
I long day and night for your
turkwomenistan!

Kazakhstan, big grey
province, formerly soviet –
visit it, komrades!